The appropriate color is pink. Many folks seem reluctant to discuss the female gentalia. So just go ahead and put aside the several thousand dollars you'll need to hire a plastic surgeon to make it smaller. And if you are, you definitely want it pink. Everyone likes a tidily groomed, if not wholly shorn, bush.
Who wants a hairy anus accompanying their bald vulva? But don't use them together because then your vagina will turn into one of those volcano experiments you did in grade school.
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Ignore the warnings from ACOG, they don't even know what they're talking about. All that being said, what I want to address is all the strange shit we do to our vaginas. And while you're busy shrinking your vagina hole, have that trusty doc go ahead and shave off some of the labia. And while an erupting vagina might look awesome, it's probably not a good choice. No, no, you don't want to actually go into a drugstore to buy vaginal deodorant. Are you just downright confused? You can handle it.